Lauren. 20. Full-time student. Part-time deli worker. 24/7 pain in the ass.
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mechtoast:

aobunz:

a beautiful pair of bobs

i didnt even laugh, i just cried

mechtoast:

aobunz:

a beautiful pair of bobs

i didnt even laugh, i just cried

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: gaerard, via ruinedchildhood)

crusherccme:


found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via tommyfly777)

rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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(via the-clarinet-babe)

dicksplit:

Being the leader in a group project

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(via the-clarinet-babe)

notxam:

pitbull:

To everyone who tells you you can’t do something…

Dr. Worldwide… :’)

notxam:

pitbull:

To everyone who tells you you can’t do something…

Dr. Worldwide… :’)

(via the-clarinet-babe)

(Source: de-preciated, via theumelcom)